1) Most ridiculous pairing you've ever heard of (stick to the CSIverse, House, Numb3rs or Without a Trace. those are the only ones i really know)
2)Top five ridiculous things that fanfic writers do.
3)Most common fanfic plotline.
4)Most ridiculous fanfic plotline.
5)Things fanfic writers do that annoy you the most (ie. typos, spacing, etc)
as i said. humor me. what i have in mind could turn out to be a lot of fun. if you even want to get some annoying things i do feel free.