And this, I guess, because crack is fun.

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

This'll probably be quick comment fic. As for what fandoms I know -- I have a ton. If you don't know, ask, and I'll do my best. :D

Fandom: NCIS/Numb3rs
Title: Something and Nothing
Author: iluvroadrunner6
Rating: FRT/PG
Characters: Charlie Eppes, Abby Sciuto
Content Warning: N/A
Summary: Abby and Charlie try to make the evidence and the numbers match.
Author's Note: Written for calleigh_j for the crimecrossover ficathon. Took me a while, but I finally go the two of them figured out.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of NCIS or Numb3rs. They're owned by CBS. However, any and all original characters are mine, so please don't use them without my permission.

( Something and Nothing )