And this, I guess, because crack is fun.

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

This'll probably be quick comment fic. As for what fandoms I know -- I have a ton. If you don't know, ask, and I'll do my best. :D